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The Twits Afternoon Tea
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Muggle-Wump brownies, Jam Roly-Poly sponge and our Trick or Twit scones - indulge your inner child and enter into the story of The Twits with our deliciously themed Afternoon Tea inspired by Roald Dahl's iconic book.

Adult & Kids' Afternoon Tea £45.

The Twits is open on Saturdays and Sundays and will be open daily during Easter.

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    'Mr Twit didn't even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. As a result (and because he never washed) there were always hundreds of bits of old breakfasts and lunches and suppers sticking to the hairs around his face'.

    What ingredients can you find in our Afternoon Tea that are also stuck in Mr Twit's beard?

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    It's time to celebrate! Hire the entire room for a topsy-turvy Twits themed Afternoon Tea party that guests will love. Enjoy a whimsical atmosphere with delicious treats and beverages, perfect for any special occasion.

    For more information, please send us an email.

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  • About Roald Dahl's The Twits

    Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man who always has bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is scheming and sly and always thinking of the next horrible trick to play on her husband.
    The Twits are so ghastly and evil that they even keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family captive in their garden. But not for much longer! The monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits so that they can escape and put a stop to the frightful pair once and for all!
    Open/Close Time Saturday & Sunday: 12 PM to 5 PM
    Reservations: 44(0)20 7902 5535